Have a 30th birthday party, use Facebook to invite your friends and tell them they're welcome to stay the night. Put up a classy Woolworth's gazebo,
sort some music out, get the barbie going, sweet, everyone's happy.
Hang on, what's that noise?
Read the rest of this birthday treat in 21st C Britain here.
(And whilst you're at the excellent Register, get the real truth behind Sara Palin's disappearance from the public eye.)