Wednesday, 10 June 2009

I don't trust banks..........

The Bed Bunker looks like a product for the times, enough room for a Mississippi lawyer's small change and up to 32 rifles and 70 handguns, as well as a copy of The Constitution.
How Anat's mum wished she had one. The Tel Aviv granny had managed to squirrel away a million dollars (no, no idea) in her mattress, which must have made for a good night's sleep, until, one day, her dutiful daughter decided to treat Mum and surprise her with.........a new mattress.
After fruitlessly sorting through 3,000 tons of garbage at the dump next to the Dead Sea, Anat is reported to have said " "People have to take everything in proportion and thank God for the good and the bad."
No word from Mum.

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