Lazy Blogger Posts Funny E Bay Ad

Description

Motorcycles

Manufacturer: Kawasaki

Model: GPZ500 S

Type: Sports Touring

Engine Size: 498 cc

Mileage: 59000

Model Year: 1998

Colour: Black

Metallic Paint: Yes

MOT Expiration Date: Jun 2012

Drive Type: Chain

Kawasaki GPZ 500 S 1998 ( S reg)

MOT till end Jun 2012

this bike is in average condition for the year, has not been molested with or thrashed from what i can see

starts first time everytime, oxford heated grips , Givi top box rack AND box included in sale

typical scratches and dinks you would expect from a bike of this age ( please see pictures )

the only bad points on this bike are the front brake pads are due for a change , if the auction reaches a sensible amount i

will gladly change them.

tax runs out at the end of the month but successful bidder can ride her away!

test rides welcome ( with proof of insurance and cash as security )

any questions please feel free to email or ring or text me Simon 07746148822

px or swap considered for anything interesting!

happy bidding!!

iv been as honest as i can with the bike , viewing is recommended , sold as seen

pick up only ( can deliver at a price to be agreed)

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On 17-Aug-11 at 14:46:05 BST, seller added the following information:

BIKE SOLD PLEASE DO NOT BID!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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On 17-Aug-11 at 14:58:05 BST, seller added the following information:

BIKE SOLD!!!!! BIKE SOLD!!!!! BIKE SOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BIKE SOLD!!!!!!!!! no more bike, bike is gone, do not bid as there is no bike to bid on!

dont waste your time! look for another bike!!

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On 18-Aug-11 at 00:57:17 BST, seller added the following information:

SERIOUSLY PLEASE STOP BIDDING ON THIS BIKE IT IS SOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE BIKE IS NOW IN THE HANDS OF SOME OTHER DUDE!!!

DONT WASTE YOUR TIME AND MINE . . . . . . .WHOEVER KEEPS BIDDING ON IT JUST STOP!!! I CANT END THE AUCTION!!!!

SERIOUSLY IF YOU ARE THE "WINNING" BIDDER ALL YOU ARE WINNING IS THE EMAIL FROM ME AND THE PHONECALL ASKING YOU TO PAY MY DAMN EBAY FEES SO STOP IT!

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On 18-Aug-11 at 01:07:38 BST, seller added the following information:

really now stop it!!

do you really want to be THAT douchebag that didnt read the description properly?

cuz thats what you are gonna be if you bid!

is that what you want?

ok then go for it, stick some bids on it then!! douchebag!

then when u call me to arrange pick up . . . . . . . .

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On 18-Aug-11 at 10:54:22 BST, seller added the following information:

Congratulations to the following ebay members . . . . . . . .

VEGASINKMATT . . . .. you are a douche!! :P

CHOPPER.1925 . . . . . . .you a a fucking retard

LAVENDER8610 . . . . . . you are a retard with THE worst ebay name i have ever heard.

anyone else want to be added to my "oh my god how fucking retarded can you be" list??

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On 18-Aug-11 at 10:57:00 BST, seller added the following information:

Congratulations to the following ebay members . . . . . . . .

VEGASINKMATT . . . .. you are a douche!! :P

CHOPPER.1925 . . . . . . .you a a fucking retard

LAVENDER8610 . . . . . . you are a retard with THE worst ebay name i have ever heard.

anyone else want to be added to my "oh my god how fucking retarded can you be" list??

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On 18-Aug-11 at 11:19:56 BST, seller added the following information:

PART TWO . . . . . . .

ebay member . . . . .

PAULIMNOTFAT . . . . . . . .IS fat and is also retarded

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On 18-Aug-11 at 21:14:38 BST, seller added the following information:

And the awards for "oh jesus i am so retarded it hurts!" goes to . . . . . . ..

ethelred02 . . . . for best supporting retard

sweatyfeet . . . . .for outstanding achievements in fuckfacery

but tonights star prize and our overall wienner goes to . . . . . .boneshakerchoppers!!!!!!!!

stay tuned folks for more special needs antics tomorrow!

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On 19-Aug-11 at 00:51:54 BST, seller added the following information:

sometimes i lay awake at night and i worry about the world, how did we make it past the dark ages?

what is it that sets off that creative spark that spurs man to strive for greater things?

what if that special muse no longer exists? what if its no longer bright enough to compete with internet porn and krispy kreme donuts, are we doomed to forever coast till the end?

have we had our concord moment?

i think we should take a moment to reflect. . . . .

LEEM2418 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . sadly outwitted by a labrador

SHAUNEWHITHEAD2009 . . . . . . . . . . So struck by mental infirmary he is even unable to come up with an ebay name

MAXRAYMAN . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Still cursed by child incontinence even into adulthood

STORM1243 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Cursed with the social skills and quick whit of Kerry "fuck me im thick as fuck" Katona

GMF78 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 33 yrs old and still has no concept of vowels

PEOPLE PLEASE DONT TAKE THE GIFT OF OPPOSABLE THUMBS AND ABSTRACT THOUGHT FOR GRANTED!

RETARDEDNESS MAY NOT BE AS INFECTIOUS AS THE COLD OR THE AIDS, BUT BY GOD IF THIS AVERAGE KEEPS UP THEN WE ARE ALL DOOMED TO BE RETARDED BY PROXY!!